Princeton WannaBe Blog
I'm not a real historian. I didn't grow up in Princeton. I don't have an Ivy League education.
I'm a total Princeton WannaBe.
Still, I gush about loving the heart of Princeton as much as I can!
LOOK HERE TO SEE HOW I DEFEATED SUSAN FRANCIA - A TWO TIME OLYMPIC GOLD MEDALIST!
In 2011, I WON AN OLYMPIC GOLD MEDAL IN A SPONTANEOUS ARM WRESTLING COMPETITION!
Winning the Olympic Gold wasn’t that tough for me .... my secret? Tickling the competition, silly!
Anyhoo,
You can see here, the real Olympic athlete handled the defeat like a complete pro!
Here's how I won my first gold in 2011:
I went to Godfrey Fitzgerald Hair Salon for my grooming session.
Y’all know, my groomings at Godfrey’s never fail to disappoint:
In the chair beside me was Susan Francia. The 2008 Women’s Rowing Olympic Gold Winner! I KNOW!
After I played it WAY COOL (and pretended not to listen in on her every word) it became clear that Susan Francia is, well, WAY COOL!
Here’s why I think Susan Francia is WAY COOL:
She seemed thrilled she won the Gold Medal ….
She’s funny ….. like quick funny, not just funny-funny
She’s smart ….. like street smart, not just book smart
She’s gorgeous ….. SO GORGEOUS SHE POSED NUDE and in between the shots she didn’t wear the robe.
I take my shower IN my robe for God’s sakes!
AND
You didn’t hear this from me but it’s true,
She confessed to eating 5,000 calories in a single day.
You’re not drunk …. You read that right,
She confessed to eating 5,000 calories in a single day.
One more thing ..... wait for it ..... it's worth it ....
She proudly states she is the great grandaughter of Woodrow "Woody" Wilson! I KNOW! Just when you thought the tour lady couldn't get luckier!
(Our full time group of researchers couldn't confirm or deny the geneology on that but she's a Gold Medalist for God's sakes, we're taking her word for it!)
Want to know more about this world class neighbor who just won another Gold at the 2012 Olympics? Here you go: http://www.susanfrancia.com/file/Home.html
Want to know more about my world class hair dresser who has won his own world championships? Here you go: http://godfreyfitzgerald.wordpress.com/
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