Princeton WannaBe

"Honey, She's Like a Fart in a Windstorm...."
August 30, 2009

I've decided living in Princeton is fabulous but, frankly, you guys could use some southern one-liners to keep the humor at an all time high ...... 

This saying:  "Honey, she's a fart in a windstorm" .......... now that's what you say to console a friend who's been the victim of some gossip ......

"Do you want to meet Jesus or are you just crazy?"  normally this is only said to misbehavin' children and done around other southern moms with iced tea and playing cards.  There's a bit of showing off and laughter ...... still, southern kids KNOW to COOL IT when the invitations for eternal life start coming out!

Next week I'll let you guys know the difference between a hissie fit and a conniption!

(Now for anyone creating a windstorm .... southern sayings are CRITICAL to anyone wanting to understand Princeton!  At the time of the Civil War, 55% of the Princeton students were from the South ...... that's why they were called the southern most northern town ......)

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